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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-11 16:39

这是个再典型也没有的娱乐片,故事逻辑不通,细节上无穷多纰漏,其他角色约等於零,观众也不在乎,光吱吱的流着口水看男女主角换衣服,打架,和好 -- 性感战胜一切,阿门!
安吉里娜裘丽穿S&M 装拿小鞭子抽人,穿高领套头毛衣戴珍珠耳环,穿男式白衬衫,要胸有胸要腿有腿,浑身透着不在乎劲儿--潮流时兴瘦么?潮流时兴粉红脸颊透明嘴唇么?Who cares? 她过的太痛快,才不介意别人想什么。
布莱得毕白衬衫老有点小一号,胳膊呼之欲出,继承新好男人传统,出门能打架,回家爱老婆,有时是笨了点儿,难得他是真诚的,老婆要打要杀,他就送上去,量她下不了手。啧啧,换了你你下的了手么? :-P
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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-11 18:49

:-D :-D :-D it opened already?! ah, I am sooo going to this one!
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Post by 小伊 » 2005-06-12 12:55

星期五就上啦!!!
啊。。。。片子还没看就先看了Roger Ebert的影评。大体上和Knowing是一个意思。有了毕帅哥彼特和美美美美女安吉丽娜,其他的谁还在乎呢。。。这样养眼的表演不是经常都有的~~~ :-D :-D :-D
终于不用对着巴士站上的大海报流口水了。。

我觉得虽然安吉丽娜很丰满,但她的手臂和腿都很瘦。。。她真的是Hollywood's wild child. 有型啊有型~~
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Post by 海岸 » 2005-06-12 21:58

支持.一定要看 :-D
喜欢这女子穿白衬衫.

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Post by icefire » 2005-06-12 23:41

能够俗到脱俗的,好莱坞里,除了安吉丽娜再无第二人。这是我看了这个电影之后的第一感想。

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Post by water » 2005-06-13 7:28

icefire wrote:能够俗到脱俗的,好莱坞里,除了安吉丽娜再无第二人。这是我看了这个电影之后的第一感想。
Yes!!!!!!

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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-13 8:47

我要冒着被小布扇子砸死的危险说:小布在裘丽边上就显的不够尤物。要是换成Raoul Bova 就好了。倒不是谁背更厚实,胳膊更粗壮这样的硬指标--(当然是Raoul Bova) -- 而是后者眼睛里有危险劲儿,跟裘丽旗鼓相当。小布相形之下有点太家常。
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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-13 9:06

不好,此人不象新好男人,老婆要打要杀,他就送上门去,的那种。 :-P :-P :-P :-P
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Post by tautou » 2005-06-13 9:07

knowing,你从哪儿找到第一张图啊?这背,啧啧,实在不能再倒三角了 :lol:

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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-13 9:14

这个倒三角明显是做的,
http://www.scatteredsheep.com/images/Ar ... _naked.jpg
你看人啊挪的的倒三角!
提请注意啊,这个图片准frontal exposure,列位网络管制的小心了。 :-P
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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-13 9:21

甚么做的,啊诺那才是蛋白粉类固醇做的!不准攻击我的偶像。我的偶像原来是游泳运动员出身,腰身怎么能不细,胳膊怎么能不粗,背怎么能不厚。当然上边那张是半拧着身拍,显得比实际更细些。嗯,奉献偶像健康清洁戏水图一套:
http://raoulbova.altervista.org/g3/index.html
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Post by 笑嘻嘻 » 2005-06-13 9:29

那我也一张也不敢看。 :-D
我觉得小布也不够家常,他年轻的时候的样子适合一个特母性的女友永远照顾。做人家丈夫就算了。
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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-13 9:29

游泳运动员?难道不打药吃药么?哈,我才不信。小k你的偶像也是毛人一个啊 :-P :-P
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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-13 9:44

嗯,是,大腿太毛了点,凑和着崇拜吧,这年头,发掘个直偶也不容易。
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Post by Elysees » 2005-06-13 10:09

哇啊,已经上映了吗,赶紧看,我要赶紧看去~~~

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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-13 10:14

何止毛腿,胸前简直是一片地毯啊。 :-P
不过跟小k一起感慨,这年头,发掘个直偶真是不容易。
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Post by karen » 2005-06-13 10:34

哗,我看了那张光身爬在海滩岩石上,心里都不禁提他紧张,别蹭着了。 :-D

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Post by dropby » 2005-06-13 19:09

这电影没人是冲情节去的吧? 某人是冲热闹去的, 看完了批评说漏洞百出. :-) 我心里说我早知道一定是漏洞百出, 不过谁在乎啊?
我真没觉得小布太怎么样. 所以TROY当初看完了觉得还是大烂片一个. 裘丽真是尤物啊.

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Post by tautou » 2005-06-14 3:12

karen wrote:哗,我看了那张光身爬在海滩岩石上,心里都不禁提他紧张,别蹭着了。 :-D
别急别急,人身上不披了块毛毯嘛 :lol:

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Post by 游心于无穷 » 2005-06-16 8:37

男生是冲着性感厚唇去的, 女生嘛...小布在Troy的大腿半遮半露一下...
电影嘛, 能让人轻松开心笑的就好 :wink:
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Post by 豪情 » 2005-06-19 13:29

我同意小K的, 小布实在没有那股内里的狠劲, 不够SHARP, 在屏幕上被AJ的气势完全压住了. 他理了小平头再崩紧肌肉努力做出狠劲来就钝多了. 也许也是老了. 不过他从来都不适合演一个杀手或斗士, 在TROY里面 也很平庸. 想想他年轻一点时候那种放松状态下惊心动魄的美, 唉...

这片子故事有够烂, 没逻辑罢了, 连悬念都没有. 台词也够蠢. 他俩住的那家, 象一个住人的家么? 完全是布景. 还是开头那一段COLUMBIA美啊, 小布穿件小一号揉皱的白麻衬衫, ANGELIA穿套白色半透明麻衫裙, 显露丰满身材, 古老殖民地风情的背景...

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Post by Elysees » 2005-06-19 19:16

今天看了.........AJ从高楼飞下来那段,真爽啊..............看完同去的女友曰,如果AJ看上我,我马上做拉拉,我横她一眼,她自己接着说,我脑子进水了,你让我继续做会儿梦。

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Post by 笑嘻嘻 » 2005-06-20 9:01

这电影真够烂,真够烂!angelia真帅啊。小布怎么变成这个样子呢?我伤心啊。除了裂开嘴微微笑露出一点点前门牙的时候还挺好看的,其他时候都傻呆呆。不知道是什么原因:1)老了?2)倒是像一个男人刚钟情于一个女人又摸不清对方的态度时候的呆相。
我还忍不住吐苦水说:看星战的时候看到达芬奇码的预告片,男主角居然是汤姆汉克斯,我简直要尖叫了。这种夺宝骑兵类型的电影,男女主角只需要年轻漂亮不需要演技,您跑这儿来掺和儿什么呀,就不能把位子让给年轻漂亮没什么名气的年轻人吗?
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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-20 9:09

笑嘻嘻 wrote:倒是像一个男人刚钟情于一个女人又摸不清对方的态度时候的呆相。
听说是那样的。拍片子的时候小布就很倾心了,裘丽逗你玩,逗你玩的,小布就去离婚了,然后裘丽还是逗你玩,逗你玩的。小布很郁闷,跟另一个情人抱怨来著,说上当了! :speechless002: 当然现在终于如愿以偿 :whistling:
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Post by Jun » 2005-06-20 9:17

Who is the "other lover"?

What do you expect? When Pitt and Jolie stand together, no one would bother to look at him, for she is so much hotter than he -- even to women.

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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-20 9:24

本周末好赖物风云迭起,新闻层出。先是小衰锅里昂那多在某个hilton派对上被一女子劈头盖脸砸了一啤酒瓶,脸上缝了13(!)针。然后是老衰锅汤高鲁丝在伦敦走红地毯的时候给人泼了一脑袋水,汤高很生气,后果可能会很严重。
1?怎么又是就剩我一个人孤零零的坚持不懈的喜欢毕皮特么?他那个傻乎乎的呆瓜样子还是满好笑的。这个导演是导bourn系列的那个导演,本子这么没条理逻辑很奇怪。
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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-20 9:25

Some girl (a model or sth) Brad Pitt randomly hooked up with in a night club or party, and she sold her story to some tabloid magazine. //shrug, don't remember anymore details.
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Post by 笑嘻嘻 » 2005-06-20 9:30

我还没到达不喜欢的地步。不过跟他年轻的时候的样子差太远了,特别没自信。我这是痛心疾首啊。
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Post by DeBeers » 2005-06-20 10:53

还有我我我,布帅哥在我心中永远年轻,鲜红的太阳永不落!
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Post by 海岸 » 2005-06-20 20:47

:lol: :lol: 大河恋里的小布 真是完美.

楼楼上说汤汉克斯,他在<幸福终点站>里那种执着把我眼泪招下来了,明知是一个煽情商业片,可是他真打动了我.


阿汤哥在PARIS高调求婚成了休息天这里的娱乐新闻头条.那小姑娘和他怎么看怎么不搭调,怪怪的.不是说她配不上他,而是觉得他也未必配得上她. :f28:

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Post by DeBeers » 2005-06-21 7:59

人那小姑娘说了,从小看着卧室里汤帅哥的海报长大的,打小就梦想着嫁给他来着 :f23:
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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-21 8:48

another katherine zeta-jones, not as pretty, though :hum:
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Post by Elysees » 2005-06-21 10:33

这真正叫做“好风凭借力,送我上青云”了。我两个月前根本不知道这姑娘是谁,现在排山倒海的都是她的花边新闻了,连父母职业都挖了出来。

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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-21 10:47

1? 小e你没有看过wb的hit show,dawnson's greek么?那个小妞那个show出身的。
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Post by icefire » 2005-06-21 12:43

She was in dawnson's greek from the pilot on. I like her, sweet and clean--at least back that time.

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Post by ravaged » 2005-06-21 13:01

poor katie. always thought it's just a mutual publicity stunt, but it's getting freakier.
(granted it's fox news... hehe.)


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html


Katie Holmes' Missing Days
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
By Roger Friedman


The newly engaged Katie Holmes still has some explaining to do to
her friends and family.

There were 16 days in April during which no one seems to know
where she was.

Holmes made a public appearance on April 4 at the premiere
of "Steel Magnolias" on Broadway.

She came with her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, and a couple of
other friends. They were there to support Rebecca Gayheart, who
was making her Broadway debut.

I know this because I spoke to Holmes at length during the play's intermission.
She said she had just moved into her New York apartment and was looking forward
to seeing the city.

I also know that on April 4, she had not yet made the
acquaintance of Tom Cruise. She briefly dated Josh Hartnett after
breaking up with actor Chris Klein.

Hartnett, Klein, Cruise: Which of these three is not like the others?

Klein and Hartnett are young and tall. Cruise is middle-aged and
height-challenged.

On the other hand, he's the biggest movie star in the world. They
are not.

Holmes was busy during that first week in April. On April 7, she
was photographed at the Fragrance Foundation's FiFi event.

Four days later, Holmes was still in New York and was
photographed at VH1's "Save the Music" concert. She still had not
met Cruise.

Sometime that week, her friends say, she flew to Los Angeles for a
meeting with Cruise about a role in "Mission: Impossible 3." The
meeting took place after April 11.

The next time anyone heard from Holmes was on April 27, when she appeared
in public as Cruise's girlfriend and love of his life.

Where was she during those 16 days?

Somewhere during that time, she decided to fire both her manager
and agent, each of whom she had been with for years and who
were devoted to her.

The manager, John Carrabino, also handles Renée Zellweger and is beloved by
his clients.

Holmes also acquired a new best friend, Jessica Feshbach, the daughter of
Joe Feshbach, a controversial Palo Alto, Calif., bond
trader.

The Feshbach family, according to published documents, has donated millions
to the Church of Scientology. Jessica's aunt even runs a Scientology center
in Florida.

According to Richard Behar's now famous 1991 story in Time
magazine about Scientology, the Feshbachs were the subject of
congressional hearings in 1989.

Behar wrote: "The heads of several companies claimed that
Feshbach operatives have spread false information to government agencies and
posed in various guises ― such as a Securities and Exchange Commission official ―
in an effort to discredit the companies and drive the stocks down.

"Michael Russell, who ran a chain of business journals, testified
that a Feshbach employee called his bankers and interfered with
his loans. Sometimes the Feshbachs send private detectives to dig
up dirt on firms, which is then shared with business reporters, brokers
and fund managers."

The risk-taking Feshbachs, known the world over for making their fortune
"shorting" stocks, and the level-headed, conservative Holmeses would be
a difficult mix at a dinner table.

Katie's father, Martin Holmes, is the senior partner in a large and
respected Toledo, Ohio, law firm. His son, Martin Jr., has recently
joined the firm. He's a Harvard graduate. Katie's mom, Kathy, is
frequently cited in Toledo for her charity work.

There is some fear among Holmes' close circle that her instant romance
with Cruise is not as organic as portrayed.

For one thing, Holmes was raised a strict Catholic. Also, gone from the
picture are two close Holmes friends who used to be with her when she
did publicity for a film.

One of these is Meghann Birie, a childhood friend who has suddenly
disappeared from Holmes' world. Another, a local TV producer here in
New York, was too afraid to discuss the situation with me.

We know that Cruise auditioned several actresses for this role
before settling on Holmes. This column reported a story about Jennifer
Garner. There have been published stories about Kate Bosworth, Lindsay
Lohan and Jessica Alba being approached.

A newer one involves Scarlett Johansson, who ran for her life when
presented with a fait accompli dinner at the Scientology Celebrity
Centre in Hollywood.

And history has been rewritten since the April 27 unveiling.

Curiously, since the Cruise-Holmes situation popped up, we have
heard over and over again that Cruise was the young actress' idol
when she was growing up.

That's certainly interesting because all of the publicity that used to
run on Holmes ― still found all over the Internet ― lists another Tom
as her favorite actor.

That would be Tom Hanks.
Now that happy moment between the time the lie is told and when it is found out.

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Post by tiffany » 2005-06-21 13:12

haha, wow, this piece makes poor Tom look like a bluebeard or something
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Post by dropby » 2005-06-21 14:39

东方教主?

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Post by 豪情 » 2005-06-21 14:48

I thought he was seeking a wife to cover up his true sexuality-or asexuality. Looks like I am totally short of imagination.

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Post by Elysees » 2005-06-21 15:24

好长,我就看了最后两句,说这个凯蒂口口声声说的偶像汤不是小汤是老汤,前面说什么了,谁给概括一下?

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Post by 小伊 » 2005-06-21 16:37

现在tbs台好像每天白天还在重播DOWNSON'S CREEK来着。凯蒂姑娘还真是其中的灵魂人物,演了多少季都乐此不疲。和所有的青春偶像言情剧相同,此剧的人物关系就是洗完牌后再重发,所以可以拍这么久。 :f59:

凯蒂姑娘在偶像剧中顶着大梁,其间偶尔不痛不痒客串演出一些电影,上几次杂志封面,当着不算大也不算小的明星,仅仅如此。反而是现在和汤姆克鲁斯的关系,把她推上人生高潮。真不知是好是坏。 :roll:
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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-21 17:02

小伊 wrote:真不知是好是坏。 :roll:
No Publicity is bad publicity. So it is a good thing, I guess.
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Post by silkworm » 2005-06-21 21:31

huh,以前花边小报说TOM CRUISE是GAY,他不是去告人家了么,我等着看他这回告不告Fox News侮蔑他给小姑娘洗脑。
我们一朋友一直算是TOM CRUISE的影迷,他不好八卦这一口儿,昨天问我:TOM CRUISE最近怎么了,为什么净在电视上看见他两眼发直的面目?
我一想,还真是,这人最近眼神儿确实有点儿freaky。 :gros_yeux_tristes:

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Post by Knowing » 2005-06-21 21:47

哇,你没看见他跳沙发?那才叫freaky
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Post by silkworm » 2005-06-22 9:01

下午首播当然没看到,但是近来被转播,没有可能错过。---Oprah当时的表情很复杂,又尴尬又好笑又……

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Post by talpey » 2005-07-03 23:21

说到安吉妮辣,偶忍不住出来吐个泡泡。
这可是偶的新偶像,无论男的女的里边,她都是偶的首席偶像!超过小布。
又帅又艳又妖又美,好的坏的词都能用她身上。
最近各种时装或者八卦杂志,很多封面都是她或者小布,但凡有她的,偶就走不动了,捧起来,盯着她那双迷离的媚眼,直流口水,让旁边的猪不免很担心偶的性去向是否要转变了。。。
尤其跟猪八卦的时候,问猪她多大了,猪想想说,好像才30岁吧,哇,我又羡又妒,这个美人妖人儿,还有的是时间颠倒众生哪!

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Post by 小涵 » 2005-07-05 20:22

今天在收音机里听说居然还有这么个网站:http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

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Post by shallow » 2005-07-06 19:25

今天听广播说裘丽怀孕了, 小布的弟弟证实的.

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Post by 海岸 » 2005-07-06 23:36

香港把这电影翻译成<史密夫大战史密妻>
:sleeping:

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Post by DeBeers » 2005-07-07 7:58

hahaha, remind me Kramer vs Kramer was translated to 克莱默夫妇 :f16:
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